February 2012
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nogoodrabblerouser:
i wear band shirts as a mating call
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
Adults: Life was so much easier when I was in high school.
Teenagers: Life was so much easier when I was a kid.
Children: Life was so much easier when I was a fetus.
Fetus: Life was so much easier when I was a zygote.
Zygote: Life was so much easier when I was sperm.
guccimom:hommos:
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
